We first met on Christmas morning.
It started out as a crush. Can you blame me?
A beautiful pistachio green.
I've wanted you since I was a pre-teen.
My crush quickly morphed into a serious infatuation when I realized you're not just purdy, you're super heavy and sturdy. Strong enough to mix, whip and knead all sorts of delicious treats.
Within a few short days and many confections later, my obsession has grown into love!
Remind me of this, my friends, when my backside begins to distend!
Thank you, Captain Project, you're the best Santa ever!